Welcome to The Onchain Brokerage, the first full-service brokerage built for the onchain economy. Mint your own broker, put it to work at the trading desk, and earn passive daily dividends as your position works for you. No lockups. No paperwork. Just brokers, markets, and income, all onchain.
Live quotes for the workforce. Every sprite is regenerated in your browser from its token hash — same hash, same broker, forever. Click a row to inspect the employee.
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Every certificate rolls a deterministic share class at mint. The class multiplies your daily dividend rate. That's it. That's the whole financial instrument.
Everything below is played completely straight, because it's true.
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